Meie geniaalsuse või jaburuse tipp:D

then i'd have to have a big fancy party too
Roger ütleb:
yeah
just make sure your guests will not make too big of a mess
Mia ütleb:
i'm not afraid of that
only a bit because i have carpet everywhere
it has already tasted several kinds of wine
Roger ütleb:
ha ha ha
they should drink the wine not waste it on the carpet
Mia ütleb:
hey
carpet wants to drink too!

Roger ütleb:
you invite the carpet as well
ha ha ha
Mia ütleb:
and carpet is always welcome
and when you come you can brind your carpet along
so mine wouldn't be bored
Roger ütleb:
I have no carpet
ha ha ha
so I could not bring mine
Mia ütleb:
so you need to adopt one fast
Roger ütleb:
yeah
maybe I should apply for adoption of a carpet
Mia ütleb:
so it would get comfortable in your company before it is pushed into the big bad world
Roger ütleb:
a thirsty wine loving carpet
Mia ütleb:
a carpet needs a stabile home you know...
Roger ütleb:
I hope I will qualiy and they will let me adopt one
it will be tough
strict rules for adoption
Mia ütleb:
maybe you need a wife first?
i don't know if they give carpets to single parents
Roger ütleb:
yeah
Mia ütleb:
it isn't like a plant you know.... it isn't ok to kill a carpet
Roger ütleb:
that is true
stable relationship
Mia ütleb:
hey
Roger ütleb:
does a lover also count?
a guy
Mia ütleb:
i guess it does
carpet agencies are tolerant
no phobias
Roger ütleb:
I have heard of some strict carpet agencies though
Mia ütleb:
tell me all about them
Roger ütleb:
and I am a bit afraid to get a trouble maker carpet
a naughty carpet
that would not be good when I have to worry about my carpet all the time
Mia ütleb:
maybe you can make it into an angel carpet?
Roger ütleb:
well I am sure when my carpet will meet you, then it will find out what an angel is like
Mia ütleb:
i'm more worried about if it would agree to support me when i'm old or would it prefer it's biological parents
mine is a drunk, don't forget
Roger ütleb:
yeah
it would not be easy to handle a drunk carpet
I feel a bit bad for you
Mia ütleb:
maybe it will puke on itself?
Roger ütleb:
yeah
i heard that happened to carpets before
Mia ütleb:
i guess i must start limiting the quantities my carpet consumes
strict parenting
Roger ütleb:
lock the fridge
very strict
zero tolerance
Mia ütleb:
i think i should cover it with plastic every time i have guests
Roger ütleb:
yeah
because this way you do not seduce it
to be naughty and drink
Mia ütleb:
i wonder if it's capable of causing small earthquakes. why else everyone keeps dropping stuff on my carpet?
Roger ütleb:
probably
it get its way like that
make people dropping things on it
Mia ütleb:
oh
that mean carpet
it has tricked me already
no angel here
i guess that it's technically stealing
should i report to the police? tell on my carpet?
Roger ütleb:
to the carpet special forces
Mia ütleb:

Roger ütleb:
normal police can not handle that
too dangerous
Mia ütleb:
probably
Roger ütleb:
elite police unit